The Twelve Ways of Covid

In this time before Christmas, twenty twenty gave to me:

• Twelve months of Covid

• Eleven hoarders hoarding

• Ten for all keyworkers

• Nein for friendly visits.

• Eight time for clapping

• Seven days home working

• Six for outdoor meetings

• Five cheers, Captain Tom

• Four calling Skype

• Three face masks

• Two metres distance

• And a happy birthday handwash.