Govember!

Given up smoking this month? Need something to do with your hands? Get a Kindle. And I know just the two books you can start off with – ha ha.

Seriously, I have never partaken of the weed so I was shocked that Stoptober had an effect on me. Stop in October doesn’t mean stop buying my books. The minute trickle that was has ceased and I need a dam buster.

Now next month is what I like to call Govember. Yes, go to Amazon and download a little piece of mystery. The mystery being how to make a commercial success of an e-book. GOVEMBER! Yes, let’s hope it catches on. Let it do for e-books what George Lucas did for E-woks.

GO ON! GOVEMBER!

If neither of my books make you laugh at least once then I’m a monkey’s uncle. (Now, have you heard about my nephew Cheetah.)

Of course, GOVEMBER is still a dozen days away but why not beat the rush.

In other news, the publisher who offered me a contract on “Trouble Cross” subject to my payment of £2,900, had another look at “Rewind” at my request following the Readers Favorite review. They still do not think it is suitable for their listings. Go figure. My non-adoring public have bought “Rewind” in the ones whilst “Trouble Cross” was once in a turquoise moon. You could say I couldn’t give it away but you would be wrong. When it was free for two days, 108 were downloaded. Is everybody a freedownloader?

And finally, what has DM done to the team? No not that DM – although this could be termed a Danger Grouse. We can’t end up as a Moyle on the bottom of the PL? Can we? Tenfold says we can. Worse than last year by tenfold – he he. At least we’ll have Rio.

Don’t forget! GOVEMBER!