Spread a Little Christmas Kindleness

Twas the day before the 18th night before Christmas.

First there was Stoptober, then there was Govember but now it’s KEYCEMBER!

It is a Key month for me certainly. My e-books have been out a year and I need a boost up the rankings please.

Christmas is almost upon us and it’s that time of year when one has trouble deciding whether to buy socks for the seventeenth time in a row or another Christmas jumper. Why not spread a little Kindleness this year. Buy your nearest and dearest a little Kindle and as a super surprise have it pre-loaded for them with a couple of 97p crackers.

Believe me, everyone will need something to read this year. The TV on Christmas Day probably rates about the worst I have ever seen. Oft seen films and repeats. ITV has repeats all day until 6.30 pm then it’s an hour of Emmerdale Farmyawn, an hour of Coronation Chicken Street and two hours of Downturn Abbey. Do they think we are all soapheads and costume drama fiends. There is not one film premiere. The only thing worth watching is the new episode of Doctor Who on BBC1.

So every one get your Kindle out if you want a laugh this Christmas. You know the title by now but just in case a new person has stumbled across this blog on the landscape. Nudge nudge link link.

Thank you for your Kindle attention.

In other news the Everton A team beat the Everton B team and brought us to an all time low, or it certainly feels that way. All I want for Christmas is our team back. I was just about to give up on this season and think, roll on Brazil, but then came the draw. I don’t think I’ll be getting to jungle fever pitch this time either.

Anyway, Carry On Christmas Shopping and you know what to put on the list.

Nanu nanu.